Nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Really, though, I'm a front end web developer. I mostly work in WordPress. I know a lot of people hate working with it, but it's what our clients want, and honestly, I can bend it to my will. Also, I have limited iOS skills. I know just enough to be dangerous.
Current font fetish
You know how you know I'm not a designer? I don't have an answer for this question. Something hefty and sans serif. Heft.
One after which Zuckerberg calls and offers me $2 billion for. I'd sell out so fast.
Favorite Worst Feedback
The classic "I don't know what I want, but I'll know it when I see it. And that is not it."